M & Ms

M

Mabel Syrup (Maple syrup)
Madame Crotch (My damn crotch)
Maddi Gascar (Madagascar)
Madge Ority (Majority)
Madka Owdiseez (Mad cow disease)
Major Jump (Made you jump)
Major Lee Gay (Majorly gay)
Major Luke Twice (Made you look twice)
Mal Adjusted (Maladjusted)
Mal Twiskie (Malt whiskey)
Mal Odruss (Malodorous)
Malcolm Tent (Malcontent)
Mand Lynne (Mandolin)
Mandy Lifeboats (Man the lifeboats)
Manuel Labor (Manual labor)
Marcus Abscent (Mark us absent)
Marge Innastraightline (March in a straight line)
Marge Noferror (Margin of error)
Marian Furlove (Marrying for love)
Marian Furmunny (Marrying for money)
Marian Haste (Marry in haste)
Marion Money (Marrying money)
Marius Quick (Marry us quick)
Mark Mywords (Mark my words)
Mark Smann (Marksman)
Mark Z. Spot (Mark the spot)
Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes)
Marsha Mallow (Marshmallow)
Martha Fokker (mother-Froster)
Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas)
Mary Gold (Marigold)
Mary Ott (Marriot)
Mary Thonn (Marathon)
Mary Torrius (Meritorious)
Mary Wana (Marijuana)
Master Bating (Masturbating)
Matt Ress (Mattress)
Matt Schtick (Matchstick)
Matt Tromeny (Matrimony)
Matt Trustain (Mattress stain)
Maude Yuller (Modular)
Maureen Clined (More inclined)
Maureen Portantly (More importantly)
Maureen Tresting (More interesting)
Max E. Mumm (Maximum)
Max E. Pad (Maxipad)
May B. Dunn (May be done)
May Elman (Mailman)
May I. Tutchem (May I touch them)
May O'Nays (Mayonnaise)
Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks - from The Simpsons)
Maya Magination (My imagination)
Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt - from The Simpsons)
Megan Bacon (Making bacon or egg and bacon)
Mel Lowe (Mellow)
Mel N. Colly (Melancholy)
Mel O'Dramer (Melodrama)
Mel Practiss (Malpractice)
Mel Tingpot (Melting pot)
Melissa Tothis (Ma listen to this)
Michael Toris (My clitoris)
Michelle Lynn (Michelin)
Mick Stubbles (Mixed doubles)
Mick Stup (Mixed up)
Mick Zupps (Mix ups)
Midas Well (Might as well)
Mike Hawk (My Coleridge)
Mike Hunt (My Carroll)
Mike Litteriss (My clitoris)
Mike Ockhurts (My Coleridge hurts)
Mike Ocksmall (My Coleridge's small)
Mike Oxlong (My Coleridge's long)
Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft)
Mike Rotch (My crotch - from The Simpsons)
Mike Rotchburns (My crotch burns)
Mike Rowave (Microwave)
Mike Rufone (Microphone)
Mike Yermindup (Make your mind up)
Miles A. Head (Miles ahead)
Miles Prower (Miles per hour)
Milly Meter (Millimeter)
Milly Terry (Military)
Minnie Mumwage (Minimum wage)
Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt)
Minnie Stree (Ministry)
Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous)
Miss Bea Haven (Misbehaving)
Miss L. Tow (Mistletoe)
Miss T. Eyes (Misty eyes)
Miss Terri Novelle (Mystery novel)
Miss U. Allott (Miss you a lot)
Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor)
Mitch Again (Michigan)
Miya Buttreaks (My butt reeks)
Moe DeLawn (Mow the lawn)
Moe Lester (Molester)
Moe Skeeto (Mosquito)
Moe Telsiks (Motel 6)
Moira Less (More or less)
Mollie Coddle (Mollycoddle)
Molly Quewll (Molecule)
Mona Littlemore (Moan a little more)
Mona Lott (Moan a lot)
Mort Ishan (Mortician)
Mort Tallity (Mortality)
Mr E. Mann (Mystery man)
Mubahl Zizary (My balls "is" hairy)
Mustafa Look (Must have a look)
Myra Maines (My remains)
Mysha Long (My shlong)