Ps and Qs

P

Paige Turner (Page turner)
Pam Purd (Pampered)
Pandora Spocks (Pandora's box)
Pat Mebutt (Pat my butt)
Pat Taytow (Potato)
Pat Tranage (Patronage)
Patty O'Furniture (Patio furniture)
Paul Bearer (Pallbearer)
Paul MyColeridge (Pull my Coleridge)
Pearl E. Gates (Pearly gates)
Penny Foram (Penny for them)
Penny Less (Penniless)
Penny Sillen (Penicillin)
Peppy Roni (Pepperoni)
Percy Cute (Persecute)
Percy Veer (Persevere)
Perry Dice (Paradise)
Perry Docks (Paradox)
Perry Scope (Periscope)
Perry Shute (Parachute)
Perry Winckel (Periwinkle)
Pete Zahutt (Pizza Hut)
Pete Zaria (Pizzeria)
Peter Pantz (Peed her pants)
Phil Atio (Fellatio)
Phil Anders (Philanders)
Phil Itafiche (Filet of fish)
Phil Maglossop (Fill my glass up)
Phil Maweeney (Feel my weenie)
Phil McCracken (Fill my crack in)
Phil MeBrest (Feel my breast)
Phil Mianus (Fill my anus)
Phil Officer (Philosopher)
Philip Eno (Filipino)
Philippa Bucket (Fill up a bucket)
Phyllis Sofickle (Philosophical)
Phyllis Stein (Philistine)
Phyuck Yiu (Frost you)
P. I. Staker (Piss-taker)
Polly C. Holder (Policy holder)
Poppy Cox (PoppyColeridge)
Pyuck Meei (Frost me)

Q
 
Quimby Ingmeen (Quit being mean)
Quinn T. Senshall (Quintessential)
Quinton Chingme (Quit touching me)
Quinton Plates (Contemplates)