Hands Off

'Scuse the formatting, but this is the whole table of UK products that are protected by the EU.  From here.

GB/PGI/0005/00807	United Kingdom	New Season Comber Potatoes / Comber Earlies	PGI	14/05/2011	Published
GB/PGI/0005/00876	United Kingdom	Stornoway Black Pudding	PGI	03/05/2011	Applied
UK/PGI/0005/0715	United Kingdom	Traditional Cumberland Sausage	PGI	22/03/2011	Registered
GB/PGI/0005/00863	United Kingdom	Scottish Wild Salmon	PGI	07/03/2011	Applied
UK/PGI/0005/0796	United Kingdom	Lough Neagh Eel	PGI	15/02/2011	Published
UK/PDO/0005/0737	United Kingdom	Native Shetland Wool	PDO	12/02/2011	Published
GB/PDO/0005/00856	United Kingdom	Isle of Man Queenies	PDO	08/02/2011	Applied
GB/TSG/0007/00839	United Kingdom	Watercress	TSG	06/12/2010	Applied
UK/TSG/0007/0024	United Kingdom	Traditionally Farmed Gloucestershire Old Spots Pork	TSG	29/07/2010	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0727	United Kingdom	Cornish Pasty	PGI	14/07/2010	Published
UK/PDO/0005/0633	United Kingdom	Yorkshire Forced Rhubarb	PDO	25/03/2010	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0589	United Kingdom	Cornish Sardines	PGI	03/03/2010	Registered
UK/TSG/0005/0059	United Kingdom	Traditional Pasture Reared Beef	TSG	10/02/2010	Applied
UK/PGI/0005/0132	United Kingdom	Traditional Grimsby Smoked Fish	PGI	22/10/2009	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0792	United Kingdom	Armagh Bramley Apples	PGI	16/10/2009	Applied
UK/PGI/0005/0335	United Kingdom	Melton Mowbray Pork Pie	PGI	30/06/2009	Registered
UK/PGI/0105/0141	United Kingdom	Scottish Farmed Salmon	PGI	03/12/2008	Registered
UK/TSG/0007/0057	United Kingdom	Traditional Bramley Apple Pie Filling	TSG	05/11/2008	Applied
UK/PDO/0005/0340	United Kingdom	Isle of Man Manx Loaghtan Lamb	PDO	03/04/2008	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0667	United Kingdom	West Country Lamb	PGI	21/12/2007	Applied
UK/PGI/0005/0668	United Kingdom	West Country Beef	PGI	21/12/2007	Applied
UK/PDO/0005/0652	United Kingdom	Yorkshire Wensleydale cheese	PDO	08/10/2007	Applied
UK/PDO/0005/0354	United Kingdom	Staffordshire Cheese	PDO	18/09/2007	Registered
UK/PGI/0117/0275	United Kingdom	Scotch Lamb	PGI	23/07/2004	Registered
UK/PGI/0117/0274	United Kingdom	Scotch Beef	PGI	01/07/2004	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0227	United Kingdom	Arbroath Smokies	PGI	02/03/2004	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0081	United Kingdom	Welsh lamb	PGI	16/07/2003	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0057	United Kingdom	Welsh Beef	PGI	22/11/2002	Registered
UK/TSG/0007/0021	United Kingdom	Traditional Grass fed Red Poll beef	TSG	30/04/2001	Applied
UK/TSG/0007/0004	United Kingdom	Traditional Farmfresh Turkey	TSG	07/07/2000	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0001	United Kingdom	Exmoor Blue Cheese	PGI	28/04/1999	Registered
UK/PGI/0005/0002	United Kingdom	Dorset Blue Cheese	PGI	23/12/1998	Registered
UK/PDO/0005/0014	United Kingdom	Cornish Clotted Cream	PDO	01/10/1998	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0285	United Kingdom	Teviotdale Cheese	PGI	21/01/1998	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0371	United Kingdom	Whitstable oysters	PGI	24/01/1997	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0276	United Kingdom	Shetland Lamb	PDO	23/11/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0027	United Kingdom	Jersey Royal potatoes	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0272	United Kingdom	Orkney beef	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0273	United Kingdom	Orkney lamb	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0277	United Kingdom	White Stilton cheese ; Blue Stilton cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0279	United Kingdom	West Country farmhouse Cheddar cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0280	United Kingdom	Beacon Fell traditional Lancashire cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0281	United Kingdom	Single Gloucester	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0282	United Kingdom	Swaledale cheese ; Swaledale ewes´ cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0284	United Kingdom	Bonchester cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0287	United Kingdom	Buxton blue	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PDO/0017/0300	United Kingdom	Dovedale cheese	PDO	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0290	United Kingdom	Gloucestershire cider/perry	PGI	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0291	United Kingdom	Worcestershire cider/perry	PGI	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0292	United Kingdom	Herefordshire cider/perry	PGI	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0296	United Kingdom	Kentish ale and Kentish strong ale	PGI	21/06/1996	Registered
UK/PGI/0017/0373	United Kingdom	Rutland Bitter	PGI	21/06/1996	Registered

I haven't heard of half them...