Tuesday, June 28, 2011

News Briefly from DMash

Blue Peter already developing sense of entitlement


Long-running children's show arrives in Manchester and immediately begins blaming everyone else for its problems.

'Juéshì' is Chinese for 'sir'

Europeans to learn a series of handy phrases including, 'I am decadent scum not worthy of your inspiring leadership' (Wǒ tuífèi de bàilèi bù zhídé nǐ de gǔwǔ rénxīn de lǐngdǎo) and 'please may I have some more boiled guinea pig meat, oh wise and mighty overlord?' (Qǐng ràng wǒ yǒu gèng duō de shuǐ zhǔ tún shǔ ròu, ó míngzhì hé qiángdà de bàzhǔ?).

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