If he weren't stuck in time as a perpetual 10 year old cartoon, Bart Simpson would now be 32. Over the course of 22 seasons he has spent a lot of time in the front of the chalkboard. Here, as per MTV are some lessons from 478 episodes of "The Simpsons" that would be really useful for a 32 year old:
1. Self-awareness is key.
2. Never, ever, ever ask a woman certain questions.
3. Take your time when getting dressed.
4. Don't be an arsehole.
5. Heed the warning from "The Shining."
6. Don't give in to commercial ploys.
7. Don't harm your body to make money.
8. Don't dream.
9. Spend money on a good TV.
10. Don't be creative.
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