H is For...

H
 
Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
Hal Seyan (Halcyon)
Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs)
Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky)
Hans Ov (Hands off)
Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
Harris Mint (Harassment)
Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire)
Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack)
Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers)
Harry Butz (Hairy butts)
Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks)
Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy)
Hayden Seek (Hide and seek)
Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me)
Hedda Hare (Head of hair)
Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce)
Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables)
Heidi Whey (Hideaway)
Hein Noon (High noon)
Helen Back (Hell and back)
Helen Erth (Hell on Earth)
Helen Hywater (Hell and high water)
Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels)
Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket)
Herb Alty (Herbal tea)
Herb E. Side (Herbicide)
Herbie Hind (Her behind)
Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me)
Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons)
Hilda Clime (Hill to climb)
Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one)
Holden McGroin (Holding my groin)
Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
Holly Wood (Hollywood)
Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons)
Honor Mission (On a mission)
Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo)
Hope Lescase (Hopeless case)
Horace Cope (Horoscope)
Howard I. No (How would I know)
Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner)
Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch)
Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer)
Hugh Beeotch (You bitch)
Hugh Cumber (Cucumber)
Hugh DeMann (You the man)
Hugh Dunnit (Who done it)
Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection)
Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons)
Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus)
Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ)
Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass)
Hugh Manatee (Humanity)
Hugh Mungous (Humungous)
Hugh Raye (Hooray)
Hugo First (You go first)
Hy Gene (Hygiene)