Twofers Today

J

Jack Dupp (Jacked up)
Jack Hoffman (Jack off man)
Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up)
Jack Mehov (Jack me off)
Jack Pott (Jackpot)
Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder)
Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons)
Jan E. Torr (Janitor)
Jan U. Wharry (January)
Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence)
Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde)
Jawana Die (Do you wanna die)
Jay Walker (Jaywalker)
Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic)
Jean Poole (Gene pool)
Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering)
Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight)
Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it)
Jen Nettles (Genitals)
Jenna Rossity (Generosity)
Jenna Talia (Genitalia)
Jerry Atric (Geriatric)
Jess Tation (Gestation)
Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)
Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee)
Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance)
Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand)
Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny)
Joe King (Joking)
Joe V. All (Jovial)
Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box)
Jose Frayed (Who's afraid)
Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time)
Juan Dering (Wandering)
Juan E. Namillion (One in a million)
Juan Fortharoad (One for the road)
Juan Manband (One man band)
Juan Moment (One moment)
Juan Mortyme (One more time)
Juan Nightstand (One night stand)
Juana Bea (Wannabe)
Julie Veliteon (Did you leave the light on)
Jurgen Ergeditt (You're going to get in)
Justin Case (Just in case)
Justin Credible (Just incredible)
Justin Hale (Just inhale)
Justin Nuth (Just enough)
Justin Sider (Just inside her)
Justin Thyme (Just in time)

K 

Kareem O'Weet (Cream of wheat)
Karl Lott (Car lot)
Kash Muni (Cash money)
Kate Terrin (Catering)
Kathy Dralspire (Cathedral spire)
Kay Oss (Chaos)
Kay Serrar (Que sera)
Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and coffee)
Kay Neine (Canine)
Keisha May Ash (Kiss my ass)
Ken Ackumin (Can I come in)
Ken Hartley Reed (Can hardly read)
Ken Niving (Conniving)
Ken Oppenner (Can opener)
Kendal Lawbrer (Candelabra)
Kenitra Bush (Can I eat your bush)
Kenny Dewitt (Can he do it)
Kenny Fakur (Can he Frost her)
Kent Cook (Can't cook)
Kerry Dowt (Carried out)
Kerry Seen (Kerosene)
Kieran D. Community (Care in the community)
Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign slogan)
Kimmy Head (Give me head)
Kirsten Swore (Cursed and swore)
Klaus Shave (Close shave)
Kurt Ainring (Curtain ring)
Kurt Incall (Curtain call)
Kyle Mo Lester (Child molester)