It's MY Sun

The Sun has been legally registered as the property of a Spanish woman, who wants to charge everyone for "using" the star.  She said:

"There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star but it says nothing about individuals.  I am not stupid (really?), I know the law.  I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

 

She has been issued with a title deed from lawyers in the region of Galicia that states she is "owner of the sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, at an average distance from Earth of about 149 million km".


The woman now plans to charge all users and give half the proceeds to the Spanish government, 20% to the nation’s pension fund, ten per cent to research and ten per cent to fighting world hunger.  And the last ten per cent is her cut.

Good luck in claiming the payments, pet.