Oh FFS, Give it a Rest

Just under an hour ago we received a phone call and Reception very kindly advised us that the complimentary breakfast was being served.  I was up, no problem, but wifey wasn't- a problem.  I thanked them for this vital news but politely yet firmly said that we didn't want breakfast- if we did we could quite easily make our own way down, and to not disturb us again.

They replied that would be quite all right, thank you very much, sir.

A couple of minutes ago, they rang back saying that our complimentary breakfast was just about to finish...

I have now disconnected the phone.