“I have discovered a unifying theory that guy thighs are hilarious.” – Albert Einstein
“I’m not so good with computers.” – Rosa Parks
“What was the password for the orgy again? I was invited, I swear, I just forgot it.“- Mark Twain
“God Damn I’m so fucking white” – John Lennon
“I haven’t anything clever to say on the topic, don’t go ass to mouth.” - Oscar Wilde
“I never told anyone, but Socrates would touch me inappropriately sometimes”- Plato
“The National Treasure series is just a poor man’s Indiana Jones”- Benjamin Franklin
“Let’s adopt!”- Woody Allen
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“Look, if you all start taking my name, it’s gonna be confusing as fuck to tell one another apart” – Muhammad
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