And I thought it really couldn't get any more insane? A firm has announced it will sell bottles of "Royal Wedding Day Air".
On the big day a team of "trained professionals" will apparently be out in London collecting samples of the air to capture the essence of the day. Bosses at Watt UK say they hope the bottles could become a collectors item and insist they are "something for the whole family to enjoy"*.
It's claimed buyers could then treat the "Royal Air" like a bottle of fine champagne and gather round the table each taking a healthy sniff.
Maybe it's time for me to start selling my magic Royal Wedding beans? I'll take any two cows for half a dozen...
*Erm, how exactly?
On the big day a team of "trained professionals" will apparently be out in London collecting samples of the air to capture the essence of the day. Bosses at Watt UK say they hope the bottles could become a collectors item and insist they are "something for the whole family to enjoy"*.
It's claimed buyers could then treat the "Royal Air" like a bottle of fine champagne and gather round the table each taking a healthy sniff.
Maybe it's time for me to start selling my magic Royal Wedding beans? I'll take any two cows for half a dozen...
*Erm, how exactly?
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