Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Bad Head Day

A German dude visited the doctors to have a lump removed from his head, assuming it was a cyst that had caused him recurring pains, but he was left baffled by Plod who claimed that they found a .22 calibre bullet in the back of his head.

Although the man had only a hazy recollection of the events, he stated he remembered receiving a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year's party "in 2004 or 2005", although he couldn't remember because he was "very drunk".  The Bulls said:

"He told us he remembered having a sore head, but that he wasn't really one for going to the doctor."

The Feds aren't treating the incident as suspicious, as they believe another reveller fired the gun towards the sky in celebration.  :o)

Outstanding effort.

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